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Everybody Loves Sausages

2017-10-07T01:07:34Z

Roman Dog Bird: these are two different people, dum-dum

[[Image:Melvins-sausages.jpg|right|450px|thumb|Cover of Everybody Loves Sausages]]

'''''Everybody Loves Sausages''''' was released on April 30, 2013.
*(2013) IPECAC RECORDINGS
*IPC-144 - CD
* Tracks: 13 Total Time: 54:04

*(May 1, 2013) IPECAC RECORDINGS/DAYMARE RECORDINGS (Japanese Release)
*DYMC-7023 - CD

*(2013) IPECAC RECORDINGS
*IPC-144 - CD re-released in a numbered edition of 400 with pink cardboard sleeves by Mackie Osborne for sale on the 30th Anniversary tour.

*(2013) IPECAC RECORDINGS
*IPC-144 - CD re-released in a numbered edition of 77 with pink cardboard sleeves by Mackie Osborne for the [[Christmas Krampus]] Bundle on Christmas Eve, 2013.

==Track List==

# Warhead (Venom; Guest: Scott Kelly of Neurosis) - 4:40
# Best Friend (Queen; Guest: Caleb Benjamin of Tweak Bird) - 2:31
# Black Betty (Original artist unknown) - 1:47
# Set It On Fire (The Scientists; Guest: Mark Arm) - 2:36
# Station To Station (David Bowie; Guest: JG Thirlwell) - 11:20
# Attitude (The Kinks; Guest: Clem Burke of Blondie) - 3:32
# Female Trouble (Divine) - 3:10
# [[Carpe Diem]] (The Fugs) - 3:05
# Timothy Leary Lives (Pop-O-Pies) - 2:04
# In Every Dream Home A Heartache (Roxy Music; Guests: Jello Biafra and Kevin Rutmanis) - 9:04
# Romance (Tales of Terror) - 2:57
# Art School (The Jam; Guest: Tom Hazelmeyer) - 3:15
# Heathen Earth (Throbbing Gristle) - 4:03

==Personnel==
*[[Buzz Osborne|King Buzzo]] - Guitar, Vocals
*[[Coady Willis]] - Drums, Vocals
*[[Dale Crover]] - Drums, Vocals
*[[Jared Warren]] - Bass, Vocals
*[[Trevor Dunn]] - Bass, Vocals

==Press Release==
"This record will give people a peak into the kind of things that influence us musically," explains Buzz Osborne. "We REALLY like all of these songs along with the bands who actually wrote this stuff because first and foremost we are HUGE music fans."
In a decidedly Melvins approach to a covers album, the band not only selected a unique assortment of songs to cover, ranging from Roxy Music's "In Every Dream Home A Heartache" to Queen's "Best Friend," they also enlisted several friends to take part including Mudhoney's Mark Arm joining them for The Scientists' "Set It On Fire" and Neurosis' Scott Kelly pitching in on a cover of Venom's "Warhead."
While the release is billed as a proper Melvins' album (featuring the line-up of Osborne, Dale Crover, Jared Warren and Coady Willis), there are a handful of songs recorded as the Melvins Lite incarnation of the band (Osborne, Crover and Trevor Dunn): "Female Trouble" (Divine a.k.a. John Waters), "Timothy Leary Lives" (Pop-O-Pies) and "Romance By Tales of Terror" (Tales of Terror).

[[Category: Melvins Albums]]

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[[Melvins Discography]]

Butcher Town

2016-04-13T05:10:19Z

Roman Dog Bird:

'''''Butcher Town''''' - 2:33

Appears on the ''[[Sawed Off]]'' 7" single, 1993.

==Lyrics==

(Dale: ''MOTHER FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'')

I'm going down to butcher town

They pay me now to feel the heat

I'm paid in blood, but the apron fits

It's almost time for my coffee break

At butcher town (x4)

The big boss daddy man wields the femur

The white rump roast is the special today

Gristled bit chunk is making me stronger

But my supply won't last much longer

At butcher town (x4)

Little prissy momma Betty's squeezin' and burnin'

They just wanna kill you

Your God damn boyfriend hasn't punched in yet

I quit my fuckin' job at the Chicken Shack

For butcher town (x4)

Butcher town (x4)

At butcher town (x4)

Neil Hamburger

2016-04-13T05:00:49Z

Roman Dog Bird: /* External links */

[[Image:20080806-hamburger2.jpg|right|300px]]
'''Neil Hamburger''' is the World's Funnyman. He is friends with the Melvins and has played a few shows with them, mostly at ATP festivals. Neil had a short lived internet series entitled "''Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger''". The first episode featured [[Buzz Osborne]] as a guest, but the show turned out to be a disaster in the end, with the feed being cut off not even halfway into the show. The whole video however was recorded and can be found through Google. As the show progressed, Neil and Buzz received strange calls from viewers trying to inform them of the cut feed. Most of the calls came from New Jersey, which upset Neil. One degenerate caller kept calling back, demanding that Buzz "''take off (his) hat''".

Amongst various other artists, Neil Hamburger was picked by the Melvins to perform at the All Tommorow's Parties "''Nightmare Before Christmas''" festival in 2008. The Melvins co-curated the festival with [[Mike Patton]], who also has numerous connections with Neil Hamburger.

Neil is sure to make you laugh. First known as America's Funnyman, Neil has since traveled around the world, making frequent trips to Australia. As a mighty fine Sheila once said, "''Some audiences love him. Others hate him. But there's one thing we can all agree on, everybody loves Neil Hamburger!''"

==External links==

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wJOK-Ed_4Y Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger, featuring King Buzzo]
*[http://www.americasfunnyman.com/ Unofficial Webpage]
*[http://www.markprindle.com/hamburga.htm Mark Prindle Reviews]

January 28, 2011

2011-02-13T04:42:36Z

Roman Dog Bird: oh my lord

Set 1

01. The Water Glass

02. Evil New War God

03. The Talking Horse

04. The Kicking Machine

05. Billy Fish

06. technical difficulties

07. Electric Flower

08. Civilzed Worm

09. Sacrifice

Set 2

10. Lividity

11. Sweetis-take 1

12. Sweetis-take 2

13. Sweet Willy Rollbar

14. Revolve

15. June Bug

16. Roadbull

17. Goose Freight Train

18. Queen

19. At The Stake

20. Magic Pig Detective

21. Shevil

22. Goodnight Sweetheart

January 28, 2011

2011-02-13T04:41:17Z

Roman Dog Bird:

January 7, 2011

2011-02-13T04:39:55Z

Roman Dog Bird: and you call yourself a melvins fan?

Set 1

01. The Water Glass

02. AMAZON

03. The Bloated Pope

04. The Talking Horse

05. Oven

06. Billy Fish

07. Tipping The Lion

08. Black Stooges

09. Let It All Be

10. Bacon Industry

Set 2

11. Colosuss Of Destiny

12. Eye Flys

13. Charmicarmicat

14. Hung Bunny

15. Hog Leg

16. Antitoxidote

17. Wispy

18. With Teeth

19. The Ballad Of Dwight Frye

20. Sacrifice

Neil Hamburger

2010-04-16T22:39:02Z

Roman Dog Bird:

[[Image:20080806-hamburger2.jpg|right|300px]]
'''Neil Hamburger''' is the World's Funnyman. He is friends with the Melvins and has played a few shows with them, mostly at ATP festivals. Neil had a short lived internet series entitled "''Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger''". The first episode featured [[Buzz Osborne]] as a guest, but the show turned out to be a disaster in the end, with the feed being cut off not even halfway into the show. The whole video however was recorded and can be found through Google. As the show progressed, Neil and Buzz received strange calls from viewers trying to inform them of the cut feed. Most of the calls came from New Jersey, which upset Neil. One degenerate caller kept calling back, demanding that Buzz "''take off (his) hat''".

Amongst various other artists, Neil Hamburger was picked by the Melvins to perform at the All Tommorow's Parties "''Nightmare Before Christmas''" festival in 2008. The Melvins co-curated the festival with [[Mike Patton]], who also has numerous connections with Neil Hamburger.

Neil is sure to make you laugh. First known as America's Funnyman, Neil has since traveled around the world, making frequent trips to Australia. As a mighty fine Sheila once said, "''Some audiences love him. Others hate him. But there's one thing we can all agree on, everybody loves Neil Hamburger!''"

==External links==

*[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-807382036760712084&ei=MOKuStXrFsfdlQexibWlAw&q=poolside+chats+king+buzzo&hl=en Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger, featuring King Buzzo]
*[http://www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman Official MySpace Page]
*[http://www.americasfunnyman.com/ Unofficial Webpage]
*[http://www.markprindle.com/hamburga.htm Mark Prindle Reviews]

File:20080806-hamburger2.jpg

2010-04-16T22:38:04Z

Roman Dog Bird:

Butcher Town

2010-04-16T22:35:40Z

Roman Dog Bird: /* Lyrics */

'''''Butcher Town''''' - 2:33

Appears on the ''[[Sawed Off]]'' 7" single, 1993.

==Lyrics==

(Dale: ''MOTHER FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'')

I'm going down to butcher town

They pay me now to feel the heat

I'm paid in blood, but the apron fits

It's almost time for my coffee break

At butcher town (x4)

The big boss daddy man wheels the femur

The white rump roast is the special today

Gristled bit chunk is making me stronger

But my supply won't last much longer

At butcher town (x4)

Little prissy momma Betty's squeezin' and burnin'

They just wanna kill you

Your God damn boyfriend hasn't much in yet

I quit my fuckin' job at the Chicken Shack

For butcher town (x4)

Butcher town (x4)

At butcher town (x4)

Neil Hamburger

2009-09-15T00:51:54Z

Roman Dog Bird:

'''Neil Hamburger''' is the World's Funnyman. He is friends with the Melvins and has played a few shows with them, mostly at ATP festivals. Neil had a short lived internet series entitled "''Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger''". The first episode featured [[Buzz Osborne]] as a guest, but the show turned out to be a disaster in the end, with the feed being cut off not even halfway into the show. The whole video however was recorded and can be found through Google. As the show progressed, Neil and Buzz received strange calls from viewers trying to inform them of the cut feed. Most of the calls came from New Jersey, which upset Neil. One degenerate caller kept calling back, demanding that Buzz "''take off (his) hat''".

Amongst various other artists, Neil Hamburger was picked by the Melvins to perform at the All Tommorow's Parties "''Nightmare Before Christmas''" festival in 2008. The Melvins co-curated the festival with [[Mike Patton]], who also has numerous connections with Neil Hamburger.

Neil is sure to make you laugh. First known as America's Funnyman, Neil has since traveled around the world, making frequent trips to Australia. As a mighty fine Sheila once said, "''Some audiences love him. Others hate him. But there's one thing we can all agree on, everybody loves Neil Hamburger!''"

==External links==

*[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-807382036760712084&ei=MOKuStXrFsfdlQexibWlAw&q=poolside+chats+king+buzzo&hl=en Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger, featuring King Buzzo]
*[http://www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman Official MySpace Page]
*[http://www.americasfunnyman.com/ Unofficial Webpage]
*[http://www.markprindle.com/hamburga.htm Mark Prindle Reviews]

Neil Hamburger

2009-09-15T00:49:22Z

Roman Dog Bird: New page: '''Neil Hamburger''' is the World's Funnyman. He is friends with the Melvins and has played a few shows with them, mostly at ATP festivals. Neil had a short lived internet series entitled ...

'''Neil Hamburger''' is the World's Funnyman. He is friends with the Melvins and has played a few shows with them, mostly at ATP festivals. Neil had a short lived internet series entitled "''Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger''". The first episode featured [[Buzz Osborne]] as a guest, but the show turned out to be a disaster in the end, with the feed being cut off not even halfway into the show. The whole video however was recorded and can be found through Google. As the show progressed, Neil and Buzz received strange calls from viewers trying to inform them of the cut feed. Most of the calls came from New Jersey, which upset Neil. One degenerate caller kept calling back, demanding that Buzz "''take off (his) hat''".

Amongst various other artists, Neil Hamburger was picked by the Melvins to perform at the All Tommorow's Parties "''Nightmare Before Christmas''" festival in 2008. The Melvins co-curated the festival with [[Mike Patton]], who also has numerous connections with Neil Hamburger.

Neil is sure to make you laugh. First known as America's Funnyman, Neil has since traveled around the world, making frequent trips to Austrailia. As a mighty fine Sheila once said, "''Some audiences love him. Others hate him. But there's one thing we can all agree on, everybody loves Neil Hamburger!''"

==External links==

*[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-807382036760712084&ei=MOKuStXrFsfdlQexibWlAw&q=poolside+chats+king+buzzo&hl=en Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger, featuring King Buzzo]
*[http://www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman Official MySpace Page]
*[http://www.americasfunnyman.com/ Unofficial Webpage]
*[http://www.markprindle.com/hamburga.htm Mark Prindle Reviews]

Sawed Off

2009-09-14T23:55:11Z

Roman Dog Bird: /* Personnel */

[[Image:Melsaw.jpg|frame|front cover]]
[[Image:Melsawb.jpg|frame|back cover]]

'''Sawed Off 7"''' - Released 1993

*7" Gasatanka Rec DEI9043-7
**black wax edit. - 1000

These were recorded in early 93 during one of the many ''Houdini'' sessions and released later that year.

==Track Listing==

*'''A Side'''
#[[Butcher Town]] (2:33) (guest soloists: Billy Jo Gun Rack and Lori S., lead #3 & 4)

*'''B Side'''
#[[You'll Be Taken Care Of]] (2:31)

== Personnel ==

*[[Buzz Osborne|Bull Ramus]] - Lead Vocals, Guitar
*[[Dale Crover|Big Chief Boo-Hoo]] - Drums, Backing Vocals, Lead Guitar
*Sitting Bill (Pat Fear of White Flag) - Bass, Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals

[[Category: Melvins Albums]]

Sawed Off

2009-09-14T23:47:04Z

Roman Dog Bird:

[[Image:Melsaw.jpg|frame|front cover]]
[[Image:Melsawb.jpg|frame|back cover]]

'''Sawed Off 7"''' - Released 1993

*7" Gasatanka Rec DEI9043-7
**black wax edit. - 1000

These were recorded in early 93 during one of the many ''Houdini'' sessions and released later that year.

==Track Listing==

*'''A Side'''
#[[Butcher Town]] (2:33) (guest soloists: Billy Jo Gun Rack and Lori S., lead #3 & 4)

*'''B Side'''
#[[You'll Be Taken Care Of]] (2:31)

== Personnel ==

*[[Bull Ramus (Buzz Osbourne)]] - Lead Vocals, Guitar
*[[Big Chief Boo-Hoo (Dale Crover)]] - Drums, Backing Vocals, Lead Guitar
*[[Sitting Bill (Pat Fear of White Flag)]] - Bass, Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals

[[Category: Melvins Albums]]

Butcher Town

2009-09-14T23:46:49Z

Roman Dog Bird: /* Lyrics */

'''''Butcher Town''''' - 2:33

Appears on the ''[[Sawed Off]]'' 7" single, 1993.

==Lyrics==

(Dale: ''MOTHER FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'')

I'm going down to butcher town

They pay me now to feel the heat

I'm paid damn blood, but the apron fits

It's almost time for my coffee break

At butcher town (x4)

The big boss daddy man wheels the femur

The white rump roast is the special today

Gristled bit chunk is making me stronger

But my supply won't last much longer

At butcher town (x4)

Little prissy momma Betty's squeezin' and burnin'

They just wanna kill you

Your God damn boyfriend hasn't much in yet

I quit my fuckin' job at the Chicken Shack

For butcher town (x4)

Butcher town (x4)

At butcher town (x4)

You'll Be Taken Care Of

2009-09-14T23:42:14Z

Roman Dog Bird: New page: '''''You'll Be Taken Care Of''''' - (2:31) Appears on the ''Sawed Off'' 7" single, 1993 ==Lyrics== (Dale: ''COOOOOOOOOCK SUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!'') You will bow ...

'''''You'll Be Taken Care Of''''' - (2:31)

Appears on the ''[[Sawed Off]]'' 7" single, 1993

==Lyrics==

(Dale: ''COOOOOOOOOCK SUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!'')

You will bow constantly

You'll be taken care of (x2)

Your corpse is now just history

You'll be taken care of (x2)

Mister, you're a slave, and you better be learnin'

You'll be taken care of (x2)

Your flesh is weak and it's what I'm burnin'

You'll be taken care of (x2)

You'll be taken care of soon

Somebody wants to take care of you

He'd been raised, rippin' the war path

You'll be taken care of (x2)

Me and my boys are havin' a blood bath

You'll be taken care of (x2)

I dig your pain and I know why

You'll be taken care of (x2)

Punish you quick and watch you die

You'll be taken care of (x2)

You'll be taken care of soon

Somebody wants to take care of you

(x2)

Fix it to serve you on a platter

You'll be taken care of (x2)

I don't mind and you don't matter

You'll be taken care of (x2)

You're just dead weight, you make me sick

You'll be taken care of (x2)

Your family's next, you stupid hick!

You'll be taken care of (x4)

Butcher Town

2009-09-14T23:23:46Z

Roman Dog Bird: /* Lyrics */

'''''Butcher Town''''' - 2:33

Appears on the ''[[Sawed Off]]'' 7" single, 1993.

==Lyrics==

(Dale: ''MOTHER FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'')

I'm going down to butcher town

They pay me now to feel the heat

I'm paid damn blood, but the apron fits

It's almost time for my coffee break

At butcher town (x4)

The big boss daddy man wheels the femur

The white rump roast is the special today

Gristled bit chunk is making me stronger

But my supply won't last much longer

At butcher town (x4)

Little prissy momma Betty's squeezin' and burnin'

They just wanna kill you

Your God damn boyfriend hasn't much in yet

I quit my fucking job at the Chicken Shack

For butcher town (x4)

Butcher town (x4)

At butcher town (x4)

Butcher Town

2009-09-14T23:23:10Z

Roman Dog Bird: New page: '''''Butcher Town''''' - 2:33 Appears on the ''Sawed Off'' 7" single, 1993. ==Lyrics== (Dale: ''MOTHER FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

'''''Butcher Town''''' - 2:33

Appears on the ''[[Sawed Off]]'' 7" single, 1993.

==Lyrics==

(Dale: ''MOTHER FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'')

I'm going down to butcher town

They pay me now to feel the heat

I'm paid damn blood, but the apron fits

It's almost time for my coffee break

At butcher town (x4)

The big boss daddy man wheels the femur

The white rump roast is the special today

Gristled bit chunk is making me stronger

But my supply won't last much longer

At butcher town (x4)

Little prissy momma Betty's squeezin' and burnin'

They just wanna kill you

Your God damn boyfriend hasn't much in yet

I quit my fucking job at the Chicken Shack

For butcher town (x4)

Butcher town (x4)

At butcher town (x4)

The Bloat

2008-12-26T06:29:47Z

Roman Dog Bird:

"The Bloat" (words/music: Osborne) – 3:41

Originally from '''''[[Stag (album)|Stag]]''''', 1996.

A demo was released as a [[The Bloat/Fast Forward|single]], and on '''''[[Singles 1-12]]''''' and live on the '''''[[Alive at the F*cker Club]]'''''.

==Lyrics==
I ain't nothing to the notice

800 miles of Prime

'Cause we be plain Jack belt loaded - High

I pause, I holler

Still powder line

Selling bulge egg tourniquet - High

The more you know, the brain

The more it homicide

Belt strip telephone - High

Well give me forty six

Give me forty five

Can't place down dance stone - High

== Guitar Tab ==
* tabbed by grumpydevil
XX===============================XX

h = hammer-on
p = pull-off
/ = slide up
\ = slide down
~ = let ring

This song was recorded with all guitars tuned down to D...
I.E - From standard tuning, every string must be tuned
down a whole step (like they were 2 frets lower).

First Dale starts ith the drumbs...he solos it for a
whole 16 seconds.

[INSERT CURRENT BASSIST] and Buzz then join.

+--------------------------------------------------------
| Riff A
|
| F +----------------9---------------------9-----------]|
| C +-------------9-----9-------------9--------9-------]|
| G +--------7--------------------7--------------------]|
| D +---0--------------------0-------------------------]|
|
| Riff B
|
|
| F +--------12 / 14 \ 12-------11 / 14 \ 11 \ 9-----]|
| C +-----12-------------------11----------------------]|
| G +--10--------------------9-------------------------]|
| D +--------------------------------------------------]|
|
+----------------------------------------------------------

Play in this order:
Riff A
Riff A
Riff B
Riff A
Riff B
Riff A
Riff B
Riff A
Riff B*
Riff A*
Riff A*

*some slight variation is made here:

Riff A uses small slides from the 9th fret on the "F"
string and Riff B uses some hammer-ons & pull-offs -
these are played during the last notes for that set
(fancy-schmancee, eh?)

+-----------------
|Riff A variation
|
| F +---------------9 / 11---------------9 / 11-------]|
| C +----------9--------------------9-----------------]|
| G +-----7--------------------7----------------------]|
| D +0--------------------0---------------------------]|
|
|
+------------------
|Riff B variation
|
|
| F +--------12h14/16p12---------------11h14/16p11----]|
| C +-----12------------------------11----------------]|
| G +--10------------------------9--------------------]|
| D +-------------------------------------------------]|
|
|
+------------------

Then the abrupt change from the slow groove to thick bass riff
played throughout the end of the song.

~~ = Let Ring
(pt1 )
F +---------------------------------------------------|-
C +---2-2-2-2-2---------------------------------------|-
G +-------------2-4-5<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>-----------------------------|-
D +----------------------3-5-6--3-5-0<nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki>------------|-

(pt2)
F +----------------------------------------------------]|
C +---2-2-2-2-2----------------------------------------]|
G +-------------2-4/5----------5-----------------------]|
D +------------------3p0--6-5--5p0<nowiki>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</nowiki>-]|

That's it. I'm pretty sure that's right. I'll be trying to
figure out the minimal amount of guitar next. --Kyle
============================================================

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[[Category: Tablature]]