The Trilogy Vinyl
The Trilogy Vinyl is a compilation of three albums by The Melvins, The Maggot, The Bootlicker, and The Crybaby, which were released one after another in series, over a timespan of two years, with similar album covers.
- 3 x LP
- Ipecac Rec IPC-11 pict. disc edit. 1500
- Ipecac Rec IPC-11 pict. disc edit. ?? - swastikas on each side of all three LPs - possibly for band members and their friends
It was released on November 27, 2000. The sleeve lists that every song from all three albums is present, though they are not.
Album Artwork
On a sticker that came on the sealed vinyl a warning is included that reads, "Contents include imagery that may be considered offensive or dangerous. Don't be a dumb ass." The artwork is potentially offensive, but is quoted to be a joke by the band (Side B contradicts the artwork of Side A for each vinyl). Side A of the first vinyl is a swastika, and side B is the Star of David. Side A of the second vinyl is a picture of the symbol for the Black Panther Party, and side B is the KKK symbol. Side A for the third vinyl is a picture of the Cross, and side B is a Satanic Star.
Supposed track listing
Vinyl 1- The Maggot
- "amazon" (Osborne) – 0:50
- "amazon" (Osborne) – 0:51
- "AMAZON" (Osborne) – 2:50
- "AMAZON" (Osborne) – 2:53
- "we all love JUDY" (Osborne) – 1:14
- "we all love JUDY" (Osborne) – 1:17
- "manky" (Osborne) – 3:41
- "manky" (Osborne) – 3:45
- "the green manalishi (with the two pronged crown)" (Green) – 3:27
- "the green manalishi (with the two pronged crown)" (Green) – 3:27
- "the horn bearer" (Osborne) – 1:12
- "the horn bearer" (Osborne) – 1:15
- "judy" (Osborne) – 1:17
- "judy" (Osborne) – 1:18
- "see how pretty, see how smart" (Osborne) – 4:29
- "see how pretty, see how smart" (Osborne) – 6:04
Vinyl 2- The Bootlicker
- "Toy" (Osborne) – 1:09
- "Let It All Be" (Osborne) – 10:48
- "Black Santa" (Osborne) – 3:41
- "We We" (Osborne) – 0:57
- "Up the Dumper" (Osborne) – 2:23
- "Mary Lady Bobby Kins" (Osborne) – 3:37
- "Jew Boy Flower Head" (Osborne) – 6:06
- "Lone Rose Holding Now" (Osborne) – 2:23
- "Prig" (Osborne) – 8:47
Vinyl 3- The Crybaby
- "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Cobain, Grohl, Novoselic) – 5:01
- "Blockbuster" (Jesus Lizard) – 3:09
- "Ramblin' Man" (Williams) – 3:14
- "G.I. Joe" (Patton/Rutmanis) – 3:59
- "Mine Is No Disgrace" (Osborne/Thirwell) – 8:21
- "Spineless" (Sanko) – 4:01
- "Divorced" (Crover/Melvins) – 14:42
- "Dry Drunk" (Osborne/Yow) – 4:03
- "Okie From Muskogee" (Haggard) – 2:10
- "The Man With The Laughing Hand Is Dead" (Osborne/Blood) – 11:26
- "Moon Pie" (Osborne/Sharp) – 12:44
Actual track listing
Vinyl 1- The Maggot
Side A
- "Amazon"
- "AMAZON"
- "We All Love JUDY"
- "Manky"
Side B
- "The Green Manalishi (With The Two Pronged Crown)"
- "The Horn Bearer"
- "Judy"
- "See How Pretty, See How Smart" (the silence that was originally included is not present, and neither is the distorted version of "Toy")
Vinyl 2- The Bootlicker
Side A
- "Toy"
- "Let It All Be"
- "Black Santa"
- "We We"
- "Up the Dumper"
Side B
- "Mary Lady Bobby Kins"
- "Jew Boy Flower Head"
- "Lone Rose Holding Now"
- "Prig" (the silence following is not present and neither is the cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Vinyl 3- The Crybaby
Side A
Side B
Notes
- Melvins Hag writes: For all of you wondering how they fit all of the music from the 3 CDs on three records, here is your answer: they didn't. Even though Ipecac listed the tracks as all being included on the records I think they just took the lists from the CDs and put them on the vinyl sleeves. I figured out the real track list for all of you and here we go. Maggot - Side A / Swastika 1. amazon 2. AMAZON 3. we all love JUDY 4. manky Maggot - Side B / Star of David 1. the green manalishi (with the two pronged crown) 2. the horn bearer 3. judy 4. see how pretty, see how smart *the silence after "see how pretty, see how smart" is not there and neither is the spooky version of "toy" that follows that. Bootlicker - Side C / Black Panther 1. toy 2. let it all be 3. black santa 4. we we 5. up the dumper Bootlicker - Side D / KKK symbol 1. mary lady bobby kins 2. jew boy flower head 3. lone rose holding now 4. prig *the silence after "prig" is not there and neither is the spooky version of "smells like teen spirit" that follows that. Crybaby - Side E / Cross 1. smells like teen spirit > leif garrett 2. blockbuster > david yow (jesus lizard) 3. ramblin' man > hank williams III, henry bogdan (helmet) 4. mine is no disgrace > foetus Crybaby - Side F / Satanic Star 1. spineless > skeleton key 2. g.i.joe > mike patton 3. divorced > tool *approx. 2 minutes at the beginning of "divorced > tool" are cut and "dry drunk > david yow, godzik pink" / "okie from muskogee > hank williams III, henry bogdan" / "the man with the laughing hand is dead > bliss blood" / "moon pie > kevin sharp (brutal truth)" are not included on the vinyl version.