Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings

Originally by ZZ Top from the album Fandango!, released in 1975.

Melvins version appears on the Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings/HDYF single, and on Singles 1-12.

Lyrics

Well, I knocked down on your door, baby,

to see if you were at home.

Your shade was down, there wasn't even a sound

but something told me you weren't alone.

What in the world can a nasty dog do

but try to get next to you?

Don't laugh 'cause it ain't funny.

Look how it happened to me.

It could happen to you, you could be a fool too

and it'd leave you in misery.

I guess there's nothin' more a funky king can do

but to try to get next to you.

Guitar TAB =

intro
guitar 1
E-------------------------------
B-------------------------------
G-14-12----12-------------------
D-------14----14-13-12-10-10----
A----------------------------12-
E-------------------------------

guitar 2
E---------------------
B---------------------
G---------------------
D-7-5---5-------------
A-----7---7-6-5-3-3---
E-------------------5-

now together
E-----------------
B-----------------
G-----------------
D---------------3-
A-----0---3-2-0---
E-0-3---0---------

        |----figure 1-----|
                C G   A
E-------|-----------------|
B-------|-------5p0-------|
G-------|-------5p0-0-6-6-|
D-------|-------5p0-0-7-7-|
A-------|-0h3p0-------7-7-|
E-0-3-4-|-----------------|

verse 1

[figure 1]
Well, I knocked down on your door, baby,
to see if you were at home.
Your shade was down, there wasn't even a sound
but something told me you weren't alone.

  |---figure 2--------|
E-----------------|-0-|
B-----------------|-8-|
G-----------------|-7-|
D-7-5---5---------|-6-|
A-----7---7-6-5---|-7-|
E---------------0-|-0-|

What in the world can a nasty dog do
but try to get next to you? 

repeat intro

Don't laugh 'cause it ain't funny.
Look how it happened to me.
It could happen to you, you could be a fool too
and it'd leave you in misery.
I guess there's nothin' more a funky king can do
but to try to get next to you.

repeat intro

  |------------figure 3-----------|
E---------------------------------|
B---------------------------------|
G---------------------------------|
D---------------2---2-2-2-2-------|
A-3-0---0-3-0---0---0-0-0-0-----0-|
E-----3-------3-------------0-3---|

figure 3 x 8
figure 2
figure 3 x 8
figure 2
figure 3 repeat and fade...