The Trilogy Vinyl
The Trilogy Vinyl is a compilation of three albums by The Melvins, The Maggot, The Bootlicker, and The Crybaby, which were released one after another in series, over a timespan of two years, with similar album covers.
- 3xLP
- Ipecac Rec IPC-11 pict. disc edit. 1500
It was released on November 27, 2000. The sleeve lists that every song from all three albums is present, though they are not.
Album Artwork
On a sticker that came on the sealed vinyl a warning is included that reads, "Contents include imagery that may be considered offensive or dangerous. Don't be a dumb ass." The artwork is potentially offensive, but is quoted to be a joke by the band (Side B contradicts the artwork of Side A for each vinyl). Side A of the first vinyl is a swastika, and side be is the star of David. Side A of the second vinyl is a picture of the symbol for the Black Panther Party, and side B is the KKK symbol. Side A for the third vinyl is a picture of the Cross, and side B is a Satanic Star.
Supposed track listing
Vinyl 1- The Maggot
- "amazon" (Osborne) – 0:50
- "amazon" (Osborne) – 0:51
- "AMAZON" (Osborne) – 2:50
- "AMAZON" (Osborne) – 2:53
- "we all love JUDY" (Osborne) – 1:14
- "we all love JUDY" (Osborne) – 1:17
- "manky" (Osborne) – 3:41
- "manky" (Osborne) – 3:45
- "the green manalishi (with the two pronged crown)" (Green) – 3:27
- "the green manalishi (with the two pronged crown)" (Green) – 3:27
- "the horn bearer" (Osborne) – 1:12
- "the horn bearer" (Osborne) – 1:15
- "judy" (Osborne) – 1:17
- "judy" (Osborne) – 1:18
- "see how pretty, see how smart" (Osborne) – 4:29
- "see how pretty, see how smart" (Osborne) – 6:04
Vinyl 2- The Bootlicker
- "Toy" (Osborne) – 1:09
- "Let It All Be" (Osborne) – 10:48
- "Black Santa" (Osborne) – 3:41
- "We We" (Osborne) – 0:57
- "Up the Dumper" (Osborne) – 2:23
- "Mary Lady Bobby Kins" (Osborne) – 3:37
- "Jew Boy Flower Head" (Osborne) – 6:06
- "Lone Rose Holding Now" (Osborne) – 2:23
- "Prig" (Osborne) – 8:47
Vinyl 3- The Crybaby
- "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Cobain, Grohl, Novoselic) – 5:01
- "Blockbuster" (Jesus Lizard) – 3:09
- "Ramblin' Man" (Williams) – 3:14
- "G.I. Joe" (Patton/Rutmanis) – 3:59
- "Mine Is No Disgrace" (Osborne/Thirwell) – 8:21
- "Spineless" (Sanko) – 4:01
- "Divorced" (Crover/Melvins) – 14:42
- "Dry Drunk" (Osborne/Yow) – 4:03
- "Okie From Muskogee" (Haggard) – 2:10
- "The Man With The Laughing Hand Is Dead" (Osborne/Blood) – 11:26
- "Moon Pie" (Osborne/Sharp) – 12:44
Actual track listing
Vinyl 1- The Maggot
Side A
- "Amazon"
- "AMAZON"
- "We All Love JUDY"
- "Manky"
Side B
- "The Green Manalishi (With The Two Pronged Crown)"
- "The Horn Bearer"
- "Judy"
- "See How Pretty, See How Smart" (the silence that was originally included is not present, and neither is the distorted version of "Toy")
Vinyl 2- The Bootlicker
Side A
- "Toy"
- "Let It All Be"
- "Black Santa"
- "We We"
- "Up the Dumper"
Side B
- "Mary Lady Bobby Kins"
- "Jew Boy Flower Head"
- "Lone Rose Holding Now"
- "Prig" (the silence following is not present and neither is the cover of "Mmells Like Teen Spirit")
Vinyl 3- The Crybaby
Side A
Side B
Notes
Melvins Hag writes: For all of you wondering how they fit all of the music from the 3 CDs on three records, here is your answer, they didn't. Even though Ipecac listed the tracks as all being included on the records I think they just took the lists from the CDs and put them on the vinyl sleeves. I figured out the real track list for all of you and here we go. Maggot - Side A / Swastika 1. amazon 2. AMAZON 3. we all love JUDY 4. manky Maggot - Side B / Star of David 1. the green manalishi (with the two pronged crown) 2. the horn bearer 3. judy 4. see how pretty, see how smart *the silence after "see how pretty, see how smart" is not there and neither is the spooky version of "toy" that follows that. Bootlicker - Side C / Black Panther 1. toy 2. let it all be 3. black santa 4. we we 5. up the dumper Bootlicker - Side D / KKK symbol 1. mary lady bobby kins 2. jew boy flower head 3. lone rose holding now 4. prig *the silence after "prig" is not there and neither is the spooky version of "smells like teen spirit" that follows that. Crybaby - Side E / Cross 1. smells like teen spirit > leif garrett 2. blockbuster > david yow (jesus lizard) 3. ramblin' man > hank williams III, henry bogdan (helmet) 4. mine is no disgrace > foetus Crybaby - Side F / Satanic Star 1. spineless > skeleton key 2. g.i.joe > mike patton 3. divorced > tool *approx. 2 minutes at the beginning of "divorced > tool" are cut and "dry drunk > david yow, godzik pink" / "okie from muskogee > hank williams III, henry bogdan" / "the man with the laughing hand is dead > bliss blood" / "moon pie > kevin sharp (brutal truth)" are not included on the vinyl version.
